Clemson Kicker Dabbles In Cocaine

Source- Speaking at his annual golf outing Wednesday, Clemson’s Dabo Swinney was asked about the status of starting kicker Ammon Lakip.  In late June, reports surfaced that Lakip had been charged with possession of cocaine and driving under the influence following an incident earlier that month. “Ammon will hopefully have a chance to return to our team,” Swinney said. “At the earliest, it would be when school starts. But he’ll miss some time.”

I'm gonna go ahead and assume that Lakip was trying to drown his sorrows from his sorry ass season. Kid was an absolute brick on the field. Basically lost the FSU game and just generally sucked. The amount of money I lost on him missing stupid field goals (2 under 30yds). Driving under the influence part is a real dick head move. But Dabo saying "he'll miss sometime for dabbling in cocaine" is absolutely hilarious to me. I'm not sure why Dabo would even allow this idiot back on the team, he's no good anyways. Go get some european off the soccer team and convince him to play a real man's sport and boom, you'll have a good kicker. They should send this weirdo with a weird name back to Hawaii or wherever he gets that bronze skin from.