Rats Gnaw a Mexican Newborn to Death

Source: Rats gnawed a Mexican newborn to death after her teen mom left the child home alone to go dancing, according to a report.

Lizbeth Jeronima Fuentes Munguia, 18, went out to kick up her heels at a dance-party in the town of Otumba, leaving her 4-month-old daughter at home in Acolman, near Mexico City on Monday night, MiMorelia.com reported.

When the mom arrived home early Tuesday, she found her daughter’s face, fingers and torso had been chewed by the ruthless rodents and alerted neighbors, according to the Attorney General of the State of Mexico.

The tot was pronounced dead by paramedics on the scene.

Munguia’s neighbor, Avenida Labour, later told authorities that the single mom left her baby alone for hours to attend the rager.

The mom told cops that the baby’s grandmother had been left in charge of the baby, the site reported.

The mother has yet to be charged for a crime. 

Couple things here. I wish there was video. Because as ruthless as it sounds, rats gnawing a baby to death seems absolutely electric. Plus it's in Mexico, and clearly the mother was unfit to take care of this child, so she probably would have died sooner rather than later anyway. Point being, I don't really care about this baby, AND if you're gonna go out, why not go out getting chewed up by some rats and create a story I don't think anyone has ever heard before. 

Now let's get to this mom here. Are we supposed to be surprised that an 18 year old Mexican mother left her four month old baby home alone in a rat infested home? Cause I sure as fuck am not. This girl was gonna get her salsa rage on no matter what. Good for her. Babies don't need attention anyway. At four months old all they do is crawl and eat applesauce and shit and puke and cry. And they can handle all that stuff on their own. Honestly, what would this mother have done if she were home? Take a frying pan to the rats and heroically save her baby? Fuck no. Because A) I don't think she owns a frying pan and B) she woulda run off screaming because fuck rats. No one messes with rats. 

I think the situation we ended up with here is a win-win-win. The baby doesn't have to live with a shitty mother anymore, and her life in Mexico probably would have sucked because it's not America. The rats got some food. And the mother got to salsa her ass off and no charges have been pressed because the Mexican police don't give a shit about babies getting eaten by rats. They got drug cartels to work for so they don't get their families killed.