Friday, August 19, 2016

Yankees Update: Sell at the Deadline, Tex and A-Rod Retiring, Youngsters Already Performing


(Note: I wrote everything up until the awards picks on Tuesday. I suck at finishing/doing blogs)

Okay, so I've been meaning to do a Yankees blog for a while. I was gonna write one when they traded Chapman, then when they traded Miller, then when they traded Beltran, then when Tex announced he was retiring at the end of the year, then when they called up Gary Sanchez, then when they announced A-Rod would play his final game last week and he would be released to become a special advisor, then when they called up Aaron Judge and Tyler Austin, then when they went back to back in their first career at bats. But here I am finally, writing the blog way after all of that shit happened. So here's a blog about everything that has gone on with the Yankees in the last 2+ weeks.

Everyone knows the Yankees were sellers at the trade deadline for the first time basically ever. They unloaded closer Aroldis Chapman, set up man Andrew Miller, and RF Carlos Beltran. Two of their best relief pitchers (and pitchers in general) and their best position player are gone. What they got in return was pretty incredible and the Yankees now have a top tier farm system with guys like Clint Frazier and Gleyber Torres leading the way. 

The next big thing was that first baseman Mark Teixeira announced he would be retiring at the end of the season. I'm sure it was a tough move for him but it's the right move. He said at the beginning of the year he would like to retire as a Yankee. Given that his deal runs out after the season and the Yankees have some quality young depth at first base with Greg Bird and Tyler Austin, Tex probably figured out that his .190 batting average would not be good enough to get another deal with the Yanks. Instead he'll just call it a career and save himself from anymore trips to the DL. I love Tex, and I'll always be grateful for his major contributions to the 2009 championship. The walk off laser home run against the Twins in the 09 ALDS was an incredible moment. 

Then the Yanks decided to call up catcher Gary Sanchez, who has performed pretty well in 11 games so far. He's been a top prospect for a while and it's nice to see him doing well in his time so far. And as I'm writing this, he's hit his 3rd and 4th homers of the season (he's since hit his 5th as well).

And then A-Rod and the Yanks hit us with the bomb that he would play his final game with the Yankees on Friday August 12th. It was a sad day, but given the way the Yankees are heading, and the way he was playing when he got the time to play, it was the right move. He was taking up a roster spot and the Yanks would rather pay him $20 million a year to be a special advisor than bat .200 and take up a spot on the roster. Since Tex announced retirement on his own, I guess the Yanks are okay with waiting out his .190 average for another couple months. Similar to Tex, I'll forever be grateful to A-Rod for dominating the 2009 playoffs after a career of sucking in the postseason and winning that ring. He was simply unbelievable in the playoffs that year and it was awesome to watch. I'll also be grateful to him for letting Jeter stay at shortstop without being a bitch about it like every moronic sports commentator who thought it shoulda gone the other way around. And I also wanna thank him for some of the most unbelievable seasons I've ever had the pleasure of watching, whether it was with steroids or not. Sure, he's a douche for cheating (if he did, still not convinced he did) but the guy made a hell of a turnaround and became a fan favorite these last couple years. He's such a goofball and if you put aside his douchiness, you can certainly learn to love the guy. 

Next big news for the Yanks was calling up Aaron Judge and Tyler Austin once A-Rod was off the roster. Neither took much time to make an impact as they hit back to back home runs in their first career at bats on Saturday. Judge would hit another one on Sunday too, and the youth movement in New York is looking very real. I love it. 

So that's what's happening with the New York Yankees. Despite selling at the deadline, they are still very much in contention for not only a wild card spot, but the division too. I've seen crazier things happen than a team make up 5.5 games in the division in a month and a half. 

Quick MLB awards predictions update as well:


AL MVP:
1. Jose Altuve
2. Mike Trout
3. Mookie Betts
4. Josh Donaldson
5. David Ortiz

AL Cy Young:
1. Corey Kluber
2. Cole Hamels
3. Jose Quintana
4. Rick Porcello
5. Masahiro Tanaka

NL MVP:
1. Nolan Arenado
2. Kris Bryant
3. Daniel Murphy
4. Anthony Rizzo
5. Carlos Gonzalez
(The NL kinda sucks)

NL Cy Young:
1. Madison Bumgarner
2. Max Scherzer
3. Kyle Hendricks
4. Noah Syndergaard
5. Jose Fernandez

Fire Jam Friday



Ayyy, it's Friday. Should be fun.


#FireJamFriday


Friday, August 12, 2016

Fire Jam Friday


With about 10 minutes to spare, I keep the streak alive.


#FireJamFriday

Friday, August 5, 2016

Fire Jam Friday


Time for vacation. Here are some jams to get it started. Sucks if you aren't on vacation. Still listen to this though.


#FireJamFriday

Friday, July 29, 2016

Fire Jam Friday


Another solid week of new music. So let's go. Get this Friday night started with some hot tunes. 


#FireJamFriday

Friday, July 22, 2016

Fire Jam Friday


New Britney, new Katy, new Biebs, new Brantley, new Pitbull, new Jake. It's lit. Happy Friday, folks.


#FireJamFriday

Friday, July 15, 2016

Fire Jam Friday


Boat load of new music for you folks this week. That's all I got. Enjoy your Friday night.


#FireJamFriday

Here's this week's Top Ten Songs of All Time



Also, how bout Katy Perry dropping a surprise fire Olympics track on us. It's not on Spotify though so here's a Youtube video for ya.



Thursday, July 14, 2016

It's Time for a Taylor Swift Blog, Just Because It's Been Too Long Since I've Written One



There are a number of reasons I've decided to write this blog. For one, I think for my sanity I just need to write about Taylor Swift. It's been too damn long. Secondly, a few things have accumulated in the past week and a half or so related to Tay that I've felt have been blogworthy, but haven't gotten around to them. Third, she's kinda back in the news a little bit more recently, so it doesn't seem like a completely random time to write about her. Fourth, I love Taylor Swift.

The last time we checked in on Taylor Swift here on the site it was September and she was poolside with dogs licking her face on a Sunday afternoon. A lot has gone on since then and that's part of the reason I'm here today writing this blog. Just needed an update on the world's biggest superstar.

But, a few things have happened recently that prompted this update blog.

1. T-Swift's Fourth of July party looked like a ton of fun. Her crew that she gets together never ceases to amaze me, and I loved what they were wearing.

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on


A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on


A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on


A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on


A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on


A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on


A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on


A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on


 Now obviously I'm a little late on this topic, but I felt it had to be addressed at some point. Tay showing off her ass and her stomach is pretty rare so that was nice to see. Obviously her supermodel friends are unreal hot as well. I don't know when Blake Lively joined T Swift's crew but even when pregnant she adds something to that group. Just thought that was a nice series of Instagram posts that had to be shared at some point. At least I appreciated them.

2. Tay's new boyfriend Tom Hiddleston wore an "I Love T.S." tank at the beach during the same Fourth of July party. 


So T-Swift and Calvin Harris broke up recently and then like 7 seconds later she was dating Loki. Which makes it seem like Tay was cheating on Calvin Harris. Which I kinda love cuz Calvin Harris is a weirdo. It would be odd for her to cheat on anyone though knowing her history of writing songs about dudes who cheat on her. But it is the celebrity world so there's always the serious possibility that everyone's cheating on everyone. But, I digress. The real point of showing this picture is that it's a super lame move by Loki here. I mean, I'd wear that tank top because who doesn't love T-Swift. But when you're dating her, wearing the shirt is just really douchey. Tay does seem like the kinda girlfriend that would make you wear that shirt though, so I'll give Loki the benefit of the doubt there. Which leads me to say that Taylor Swift might just be full on crazy. Either she made him wear that which is crazy, or she didn't dump him for wearing it, which is also crazy. So I don't know what she's doing. 

Sidenote: Hey Taylor, I know you're dating the guy but Tom Hiddleston is from the U.K. Get him the fuck out of your Fourth of July weekend parties. Dude can go back to London for a day while we celebrate real freedom.

3. Apparently Taylor Swift wrote Calvin Harris' latest song with Rihanna and he's all butthurt that Tay's team released that to the public.



Hey Calvin, quit your whining bro. This song is the simplest song of all time. The fact that you need Taylor Swift to write even a song like that is sad. I don't know who wanted what when originally deciding not to release that Taylor Swift wrote the song, but I do know that Calvin Harris is being a big baby. Hilarious that he has to go on a twitter rant to say that she isn't gonna get to him. Clearly she has bro.

Also, Tay can you stop making music for your boyfriends and get back to making your own jams. Thanks.



P.S. How bout Tay finally growing into her body a little bit? Ass and tits looking better than ever. Turning up the sex appeal big time.






Friday, July 1, 2016

Fire Jam Friday


The Fourth of July long weekend is here! Finally. Got some great new music for you folks this week. New blink 182, soundtrack Rih Rih, new Jake Owen, new Demi. Some real quality shit. Enjoy it all. 


#FireJamFriday

And here's this week's top 10 songs of all time 



And here's the Fourth of July playlist I made last year, with a few new songs.



Happy 4th, everyone. The United States turns 240 years old on Monday. Celebrate it with a 30 rack of America.