Sunday, June 26, 2016

The Penguins Changing Back to Their 90s Jerseys is the Best Thing They've Done Since Winning the Stanley Cup Two Weeks Ago

We already knew about those fire home alternates, but now they're the permanent home jerseys. We get the matching white road jerseys to go with em now and I couldn't be more pumped. These jerseys are so fresh that I'll be shocked if the Pens don't go back to back next year. 50th anniversary of the team, and they got some hot new jerseys to go with it. Gone are the "vegas gold" jerseys that were a bottom 10 jersey scheme in the league. Now with these, the Penguins easily have a top 5 jersey scheme in the NHL. Schedule the June 2017 parade in Pittsburgh now!

Friday, June 24, 2016

Fire Jam Friday

A little bigger playlist this week because I thought there was no new music so I was adding other shit and then found the new music and there was quite a bit of it. And I didn't feel like getting rid of the other songs because they were all fire as well. So you folks got 18 songs to enjoy this weekend.


Friday, June 17, 2016

Fire Jam Friday

Great mix of new music and some timeless classics this week. Enjoy it all folks. And have a great Father's Day weekend.


Also, starting this week I'm gonna throw in my weekly top 10 songs of all time playlist every week. Each week could be the same top 10, some different, some same, or just 10 new songs that have all been in my top 10 favorite songs at some point in my life. Full disclosure, Taylor Swift isn't on Spotify so this isn't the best playlist but I figured it would be cool to throw together some of my favorite songs ever each week.

ALSO, huuuuuuge summer playlist for you guys. Been working on it for a couple weeks and will probably continue to add songs to it throughout the summer. Just be sure to shuffle it because I didn't mix it up at all because it's a huge playlist.

Enjoy it all. And follow topcheddar on Spotify for all your essential playlists.

Monday, June 13, 2016


They friggin did it! They're finally taking home the cup again. It's been a long 7 year wait since the last one. But Sid and Geno and the boys got the job done in San Jose and my misery as a fan has ended for now. Kinda wish they won in game 5 at home in those Pittsburgh gold alternate jerseys, but I'm not a Pitt native so I don't really give a shit where they win. Couldn't be happier for this team. I know this story has been written a thousand times this year, but what an unreal job by head coach Mike Sullivan and GM Jim Rutherford. The Penguins were horrible through December and Sullivan took over and Rutherford started making moves. Sullivan was able to tap into everyone's talents a little better than Johnston and the Pens became the fastest and the best team in hockey. Crosby was the best player in the league from December to the rest of the regular season. And even though everyone had moments in the playoffs and he wasn't the highest scorer, Crosby paced the offense every series, creating chances with his speed, stick handling, unreal passing, and even his defense. That's why he won the Conn Smythe over teammates Phil Kessel (team's leading scorer in the playoffs) and Matt Murray the starting goaltender who was excellent as well. What a season and what a playoffs. Glad I could enjoy sports for once. Lets gooooooooooo!

Friday, June 10, 2016

Fire Jam Friday

It's Friday. Listen to some music and drink some beer. 


Thursday, June 9, 2016

If You Work Through Your Lunch, There's a Decent Chance You Have Some Bodies Buried in Your Backyard*

I hate almost everything about my current job. Working on a construction site is just not my thing, even though I've done it for like 6 straight summers. I hate dirt, I hate getting dirty, I hate having dry hands all the time, I hate wearing work boots, I hate being a fucking peasant all the time. With that being said, the thing I might hate the worst is how so many people that I work with have no regard for lunch time or for people who want to exercise their lawful right to take a 30 minute lunch for work. It's incredible. Lunch is the single best 30 minutes of your life every time you take it. Every day, work gets shittier and shittier. And therefore, lunch gets more glorious every day. And because of lunch being the best thing ever, I have no other choice but to assume that if you don't take lunch at work, or if you assign the most dispensable workers on the site a billion tasks at 11:58 you probably have some murdered bodies buried in your backyard. Because you are a fucking psychopath. Not enjoying 30 minutes of time to eat and not being told what to do with your stupid life is insane. Why the hell would you work through lunch? As soon as my alarm goes off at 6 am every day, I begin dreaming about lunch. The first 6 hours of the day can kick rocks as soon as 12 rolls around. Lunch is the god damn best thing of all time, and if you don't take it you can buy a one way ticket to Fuckoffville. Furthermore, if you inhibit your coworkers from taking lunch because you can tell them what to do, you can go die in a fucking hole and never be found. Because I hate your guts. If you couldn't guess why I'm writing this, it's because I had my lunch delayed by almost an hour today. Just doing one retarded task after another before I finally said fuck it and dropped everything and went to eat my lunch. There are rules on the job. You wear your hard hat, you wear your safety vest. You do what your told to do. You get to work at 7. And you take your fucking lunch like a god damn American. This isn't communist Russia. I'm gonna take my lunch whether you want to or not. That's so cool if you operate a machine and can just nibble on some snacks all day and don't really have to take lunch. But for us laborers, out here shoveling fucking dirt that really doesn't need to be shoveled. And leveling out gravel that you didn't feel like dealing with with your giant machine. For us peasants, lunch is what keeps us alive and working. You try to take lunch from us, we're gonna go find somewhere else to work (which I'm in the process of finding a job for actual humans) where they don't belittle lunch. See when I'm the only who takes lunch, I look like the asshole. I look like I'm not working, that I'm not doing my job. But in reality, the people working through lunch are the biggest fucking assholes on the planet. Because not only are you being a huge hardo and not eating, but you're pressuring other people to not take lunch or to hurry up their lunch. Which is why today, I took an extra long lunch, and told everyone to go pound sand. This blog is for Americans. If you're a commie and skip lunch, you probably stopped reading after the title because you're a fuck. Goodnight folks. Have a great lunch tomorrow

*Unless you're my dad. Because I'm pretty sure he forgets to eat lunch some days because he's so busy. And he doesn't have any bodies in the backyard. He's crazy, but not a psychopath.

Friday, June 3, 2016

Fire Jam Friday

Great supply of new music this week. Probably because we demanded it. Boom. That's how economics works. Enjoy.