Grandmother/ Grandson Heroin Dealing Team

source- PLAINFIELD, Conn. (WTNH) — Police say they broke up a drug-dealing family.

A grandmother and her grandson are charged with heroin-related offenses, and another woman is charged with possession of heroin, possession of heroin with intent to sell and possession of drug paraphernalia. Elaine Coffey, 65, the grandmother, is charged with possession of heroin, possession of heroin with intent to sell, possession of narcotics, possession of narcotics with intent to sell, failure to keep narcotics in a proper container and possession of drug paraphernalia. Nicholas Coffey, 24, is charged with conspiracy to commit possession of heroin, conspiracy to commit possession of heroin with intent to sell.

Most fun grandma of all time? Hey Grandma what do you wanna go do, get lunch, maybe go on a drive so you can look at farm animals? Nahhh lets sell some heroin. Absolute power moves by these guys. I would also loved to be a fly on the wall when these two first decided to deal heroin. I can't imagine asking my grandmother if she wants to get into dealing drugs with me none the less heroin. Fuck getting your toes wet with selling dimebags of weed, they're swan diving in. 

P.S.- Who said you can't teach an old dog new tricks???