Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Flesh Eating Cocaine... Awesome!

source- Cocaine cut with the veterinary drug levamisole could be the culprit in a flurry of flesh eating disease in New York and Los Angeles. The drug, used to deworm cattle, pigs and sheep, can rot the skin off noses, ears and cheeks. And over 80 percent of the country's coke supply contains it. "It's probably quite a big problem, and we just don't know yet how big a problem it really is," said Dr. Noah Craft, a dermatologist with Los Angeles Biomedical Research Institute.

Oh well that's absolutely terrifying. It's literally like that shit you see in movies. 80 PERCENT OF THE COUNTRY'S COKE SUPPLY CONTAINS IT. That's an insanely high amount, jesus. So basically if you have any plans to rail some white pony coming up, you should cancel them because you are going to get your flesh eaten and turn into a monster/zombie. It's these god damn South American drug cartels that are too cheap to just use baking powder, just screwing everyone over. thanks guys. Now that I typed that i'll probably have my head cut off within the hour (it's 10:53) Also how about Dr. Noah Craft, yeah no shit it's probably a big problem, it's flesh eating cocaine bro. 

P.S. This whole thing kind of reminds me of the saddest movie ever I Am Legend. Coke heads around the country are gonna end up like this guy. 

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