You might see this and say "but Alex, didn't you hit three home runs in spring training?" but that would be stupid. Because the Yankees don't play spring training games in the Bronx, morons. You see, he needed Google Maps to get around THESE bases. It's these bases, in YANKEE STADIUM that he hasn't rounded in a "long, long time." Duh bro. Not some dumb spring training stadium bases down in Florida.
Seriously though, A-Rod just keeps firing on all cylinders. This one might be the best of the recent ridiculous/hilarious/stupid comments. Fucking Google Maps to get around the bases. I'm laughing just typing it.