Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Dream Golf Foursome

Was talking to a buddy about our dream golf foursome so I figured I'd share it. Incase you don't know the rules of the game it's you and 3 other people.

1. Rob Ford
The guy is just an all around great time. Everything he does he has an absolute blast. Even just walking
Imagine if that was a normal guy, you'd be pissed and your balls would hurt. Nah, not Rob Ford, the dude just laughed it off like the jolly giant he is. Playing golf with Robby would be the funniest thing in the world. Just seeing him rip around on the cart, chug beers and rip cigars. He will be incredible.

2. Bill Clinton
Bill is just the fuzzin man. Bro crushes life ALL the time. He literally just never stops. Once again, I'd love to have him there for comedic value. Would also love to hear some stories from the White House. Especially about Monica... 

3. George W. Bush
Dubya is quite the guy. The main reason I would want to go golfing with this bromigo is to hear is stories from Yale. Especially about Skull and Bones, must be incredible. The movie W. was awesome and hearing about his younger life would be sick. Just another bro that crushes life on the reg. 

With these 3 party boys we would be the craziest 4-some on the course. Robby would be smoking crack, Bill would be hitting on all the ladies (we all know he has incredible pull) and me and dubya would be crushing Bud Lights. Sounds like a phenomenal day. 

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