Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Vermont Bro Takes Acid and Jumps Out Window



My Champlain Valley-  POULTNEY, Vt. - Vermont State Police say a Green Mountain College student who jumped through a 4th floor dorm window consumed alcohol that contained LSD. The incident happened at Ames Hall just after midnight on Sunday. 

Christian Pezzino, 23, of Reading, Penn., sustained traumatic injuries from the fall. He's currently in the ICU at Fletcher Allen and is receiving treatment for his injuries.

Police say five individuals drank from the wine bottle, including the victim. After consuming the drink, police say Pezzino ran to the end of the hall, for no apparent reason, and jumped through a glass window.

The incident is under investigation as a drug-related incident. 

If this doesn't scream college in Vermont then I don't know what does. Some bro got wine drunk (we all know how that goes) took a shit ton on LSD and jumped out of a window. Talk about a rough night, huh.

I honestly feel bad for the poor guy. He was probably just trying to have a good night and boom, he ends up in the hospital. Once again, we all know how that goes, I know a little too well due to the Uconn riots. I'm sure this is the last time this guy will take acid for a while. But you know what they say, hippies never learn.

P.S.  Has anyone ever said that before or did I just make it up?

-Boomshakalaka

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