Classic cats just being the worst. Listen lady, if you just turned your brain on you'd realize you always just get a dog and not a cat, unless you're some weird kind of communist type. You can't trust cats, plain and simple. Your little pet cat goes outside and befriends a raccoon, boom the cat invites the raccoon inside to your humble abode and this god damn raccoon is all up in your grill trying to eat your face off. If this was a dog and some raccoon tried to buddy him up while he was out doin' his business the dog probably would have annihilated it. Cats are just the worst. Can't trust a hoe.