My big thing to take away from last night's VMAs is that Ariana Grande is fucking awesome. Her voice is amazing. I go from 6 to midnight when I hear her start singing. Her opening with "Break Free" was great and then when Nicki was done with her porno on stage, Ari, Jessie J and Nicki did their hit "Bang Bang" which is absolute fire. Love Ari. Girl's got some pipes.
Now, more on Nicki's "Anaconda" performance. First of all, I'm both surprised and not surprised at all that she picked this song to do for the VMAs. Like how can you even do this song when it's being aired on TV? Every other word is inappropriate and was cut out. I thought she was gonna do "Pills N Potions" but I guess she just wanted an excuse to shake her huge ass on stage (which I don't really mind at all). And then during "Bang Bang" she has a wardrobe malfunction and has to hold her dress the entire time to avoid her tits falling out. And then she shows up for Usher's performance looking good in some furry shit. Have a night Nicki.
Lorde winning Best Rock Video has to be the biggest joke of all time. Linkin Park was in the same category as fucking Lorde. And Lorde wins. Lorde is the biggest piece of pop trash I've ever seen. How is she considered rock music? Certainly the first time I've heard this. Linkin Park definitely should've won. Jesus.
What's a blog about the VMAs without mentioning Taylor Swift? Loved the performance of course, but especially loved the part when she took that long break to run around the giant "1989" on stage instead of jumping off of it and then just unleashed her chords on the arena. Other than that, not much else to say. Just Tay being Tay.
Loved Iggy and Rita Ora's performance. So much ass.
So Miley didn't do some ridiculous performance at the VMAs this year, but she did win Video of the Year. And rather than going up to accept the award she sent up an LA homeless kid (pictured in Miley's selfie above) who talked about how many homeless kids need help and how to help them out. I thought it was pretty cool of Miley to take the focus off of her for a second even though she won the award of the night.
UPDATE: I was kinda thinking this the night of the VMAs but I gave Miley and this guy the benefit of the doubt. Well, apparently this guy's mother came out and said that this Jesse kid moved out to try to make it on his own as a model and spent some time homeless. So this guy is just a struggling model who moved out of his parents' house. What the FUCK. Am I supposed to feel bad for this guy? Like how did Miley even find this tool and why did she think it was necessary to bring him on stage and pull this shit? Get a second job while you try to find some modeling gigs. Actually can't believe this. Shoulda known better not to trust Miley. WOW.
And finally, how bout Beyonce's bullshit hour and a half long performance at the end of the show? Like are you kidding me? I mean I know every chick is OBSESSED with Beyonce but come on, that was ridiculous. Just all of her worst songs thrown into one terrible medley performance. That was worse than the Super Bowl. And longer too. Didn't know the VMAs were part of Beyonce's tour. And it's such bullshit that she's allowed to have words/phrases like "bitch" and "sit my ass on your face" stay uncut on TV while Nicki is getting her song about dicks all edited and shit. Like Beyonce was literally singing about sitting on a dude's face. Some fucked up stuff there.
T-Swift>Katy Perry>Rihanna>Ariana>Nicki>Iggy>Miley>fucking everyone else>Beyonce
Most overrated musical artist ever. Even more than the Beatles.
Love the GIF of Ari, so cute.
Why the fuck did Katy Perry show up with Riff Raff?
Dude's a loser by all accounts. Be better than that KP.
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