Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Jonathan Dwyer Is the Latest Idiot in the NFL


SIArizona Cardinals running back Jonathan Dwyer was arrested for domestic violence on Wednesday, reports Arizona TV anchor Tyler Baldwin.

CBS confirmed Dwyer's arrest and reported that he has been charged with aggravated assault and preventing someone from calling 911.
Baldwin also reported that Dwyer is being questioned from a fight with his wife "from awhile ago." She reportedly saved the records of her injuries.
Dwyer's reported arrest comes as NFL faces heavy scrutiny over its handling of domestic violence cases.
Are you kidding me bro? Literally the last thing the NFL needed today. Just another moron beating up his wife. I'm sick of hearing this shit. Unreal. Is this just something these NFL guys do now? Just beat up women and children? Enough is enough. 
On another note, this bodes well for my boy Andre Ellington on the Cardinals. More carries for the number 1 back. Give him the ball dammit. He doesn't beat up women and 4 year olds. Starting him in fantasy this week. Expecting huge numbers from him with the number 2 back probably suspended and Drew fucking Stanton at starting QB if Carson Palmer can't go.
Hey NFL, stop being imbeciles.

P.S. I had to look up how to spell imbecile and the definition says, "a stupid person." For some reason I thought that was hilarious. I don't know what I was expecting it to be, maybe something more intelligent sounding, but whatever. Thought that was pretty funny.
UPDATE: It was reported that Dwyer was accused of head-butting his wife after she denied him sex one night. 

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