If you can make it through this video without crying laughing, you're a freak. I get some people name their cars, ok that's not too weird. But you kiss your car and have sex with it? That car isn't even nice bro, get the frigg outta here. At least your buddy Ed has a good taste in cars, ya know jags, mustangs those luxury mobiles. Not some shit box you bought used like this creep. Be weirder, you can't. I can't believe Eddie has sex with helicopters. I bet to Ed the helicopter is that bad ass dude that rides a motor cycle that all the girls wanted to bang. Eddie is goin' for all the bad bitches. These two dudes are SO FAR from basic, i can't even handle it. Another thing I've learned about Eddie from these pictures if he also has a strange obsession with Lion King. I think he's officially the weirdest person alive. Imagine if a guy had sex with over 700 girls? Ed is SUCH a slut. Chill out bro, I think it's time for you settle down and wife one of these girls up like our boy on TLC did. You can't go around banging every car you want without facing any repercussions, besides being a huge freak.
Don't ever let someone tell you that you aren't a freak, because you are.
Eddie the ripper looking over past loves
Do you like when I touch you like that?
Having a drink with bae after sex